Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Sashi Goes On Vacation


I decided I really needed a vacation yesterday so I took a quick trip around the world and got some nice locals to snap pictures of me here and there.  I decided if I was going to go on a trip, I would go in style so I took off in a stretch limo.*  It had a bed covered with kittens for napping between stops, a full stocked bacon bar, and the entire Murder, She Wrote series in the DVD player.  I was set!
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My first stop was to check out the nightlife in New York City.  Times Square was amazing and I met the nicest man who demanded all my money.  I offered him bacon instead and he was happy enough to take this pic for me.

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I then skedaddled over to San Francisco to see if the sisters from Charmed were home but they must have been out fighting demons.  I even looked for them at one of their favorite hangouts.
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From there I bounced down to Brazil and met a wonderful group of kids.  Their teacher/chaperone was a little weird.  He asked me if I had found Jesus myself.  I just pointed to the statue behind me and slowly walked away.  Maybe he just needed glasses but it seemed odd at the time.

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In China, I really wanted to meet some monks but they were all gone to bowling practice so I just took a picture with their house instead.
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The outback in Australia was closed for cleaning so I took in some of the city culture instead.  I looked for my favorite Australian residents while there but I think they were in China bowling with the monks.

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Off to Amerstam!  I can't remember exactly what I did there but I know I had a good time.  A good, sweet, smoky time.

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I don't remember this pic being taken while there but it looks like I was still having fun! 

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Suddenly having the munchies, I stopped at a bistro for some lunch.  I just can't remember exactly where this bistro was.  The hot chocolate was to die for, though, and I highly recommend the sandwich and salad I had!

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Ah, sweet Paris!  I'm glad I sobered up by the time I got there.  I met a mime named Jacques.  He didn't say much but he didn't need to for we spoke ze language of love.  He was just a lot more animated.
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I was really hoping to have dinner with the Queen in England but she was nowhere to be found.  I wonder if it was bowling league night?

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Since it was starting to become night time again, I made one more stop in London before heading home.  It was such a wonderful trip!  I definitely need to do this again!
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*For those who insist you can't drive around the world: you've obviously never met my imagination.  Or looked up directions in Google Maps.

All of these pics were taken by taping a little cut out of me to my monitor and then taking a picture of it. :)

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